I love my track bike, but I like nice road bikes even more. These slow, talentless, drama queens are not real cyclists…just scenesters. I can’t wait until this boom is over.
And they included their favorite faux-cycling icon: the aerospoke. The heavy, overpriced, fashion statement of the road-blocks that are hipsters.
And I hope you see the third reich prop material resemblance…
Well-executed, good sir.